I'm Just Getting Started

First let me say that I am blogging from my iPhone so you may have to excuse some grammatical errors. Check that I am to anal to let that happen.

I do believe this may be the most gruesome season yet. If you doubt that then you missed the last scene of the second hour last night.

Here are the top 10 Best and Worst of Season 8 so far


The Worst (or as I like to say, Do whuu?)
10. At what point during the auditions did the producers say, "How do we make the director of CTU look more inept than last year?"

9. Who was the genius who said, "Lets find Jack's softer side and make him look like a lil wuss with his constant smile and the "I've got a plane to catch" attitude?

8. Let's draw in the Freddie Prince fans by giving him 9 lives so they keep coming back for more.

7. What is the hiring criteria at CTU?
    a. Do you know Jack Bauer? No. Check.
    b. Do you have an illicit past that may jeopardize the mission? Yes. Check.
    c. Do you have any sense of reality? No. Check.
    d. Do you think Janet Napolitano is hot? Yes. Check.

6. "I tried to call you a few times but..." Boo hoo cry me a river.

5. Speaking of Freddie Prince. He's attracted to Duck Girl?(thanks Kelly)

4. Chloe finds the guy in the taxi but who is it? Uhhh, you just found Hassan's girlfriend in a crowd of 300 people searching 40 cameras at the most inept organization in the world in under 20 seconds (10 If Chloe was more familiar wih the protocols). You can't run one guy through a database for crying-out-loud?

3. The ole Hollywood trick of having the informant choke on his own blood as he stutters his last words only to die as the solution to the entire puzzle gargles out in an unintelligible bubble. But as I've said before this is 24 not 9.

2. This president is an obamanation (yes you saw it right). She's giving the whole country away to a people group who by their very religion are sworn to lie under oath if it furthers their agenda.

1. Cue the white man shadow figure.

Honorable mention: What, Jack's not even puffy from his beatin'?


The Best
10. Ax to the chest. Gruesome but affective.

9. Head butt, chair bust, broken chair leg beat down. Go grampuh!

8. Hastings' using speaker phone in front of the detainee only to get shown up. Classic use of the speakerphone.

7. Hassan's pompador. Elvis can only dream.

6. Hassan's brother's hair. I can only dream.

5. I gotta give props to whomever is writing Jackie's lines this year. They sure ain't writing Dana's.

4. 24 is goin' newkler.

3. Old Russia being involved because old Russia is involved.

2. Chloe showing up Hasting's but we at the 24 Lifegroup saw that one coming didn't we gang. I mean we're trained fans that stuff doesn't get by us.

1. Jackie, "I'm just getting started Jack." Sweet!

And I am your dedicated host as I have typed and edited this from an iPhone. I believe my thumbs may be permanently locked in this bent position.