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24 - Reducing Carbon Footprints

Well folks our favorite TV show has gone green. In the spirit of EnviroWacko-ism I am doing my part here as well.

Tony and "Jackie" have used their own personal time to let us know that only the hate mongers and bigots are still doubters of Global Climate Change. Last nights episode proved just how committed they are. In order to reduce their carbon footprint 32 people were killed last night and two new characters were introduced. That is a net footprint reduction of 750 short tons of CO2 per year. And one can only try and estimate Janine Garofalo's reduction efforts. The24LifeGroup tried to contact Ms. Garofalo for this week's blog but her assistant indicated she had flown via private jet to Ed Bagley's house to help till his garden.

10 Facts That Prove 24 is Environmentally Sound

10. Only one shot fired in last nights episode and that was Tony shooting himself. He's really not that green anyway. He's more turncoat yellow than enviro green.

09. While we are trying to validate this information rumor has it that all of the bullet proof vests worn on the show are made from virgin hemp. Obviously Larry was wearing his.

08. In order to stem the flow of foreign oil the FBI sends one helicopter with the ranking agent and leaves the other two with the night vision/infrared capabilities parked at the helipad.

07. Most of the filming is done at night and in low light conditions. When lighting is necessary only cool fluorescents are used.

06. No clothing was washed in the making of this show.

05. Janine Garofalo approves of this message. As does Al Gore. It's said he's a rabid fan of the show now.

04. Jack's grand-daughter is wearing clothe diapers.

03. All task force communications are solar powered which explains why they didn't have the tactical map up last night. I knew there had to be a reason.

02. The recycling of terms such as protocol, your comm, and stat. Obviously this is saving reams of script paper.

01. Not one person has used the bathroom saving an estimated 324 gallons of water. How did I arrive at that number? I made it up.

Two points that prove Jack is not thinking clearly...

1. He gave orders over the walkie-talkie that the suspect could hear, and

2. Tony is still walking around.

Jack's script for the next episode posted here first:

"Dammit!"

"We don't have enough time!"

"Cover me."

"Drop the weapon!"

"My name is Jack Bauer."

(W)orth the Price?

My apologies to the faithful viewers of my blog. Most of you come here multiple times a day to read the new posts. I have been remiss the past couple of weeks but I sincerely appreciate your commitment. You are probably wondering if your costly membership dues are worth it especially in these hard economic times. Let me assure you, it is money well spent.

The past few weeks I have been neutral on the subject of 24 because while the shows have been fairly exciting there really haven't been any break out scenes. With that said there were two events last week that earn mention. First, was the bludgeoning of one of the Starkwood Board of Directors by Jonas Hodges. While there have been brutal moments through out the series that one was pretty disturbing. Second, was something I thought I would never see on 24 but equally disturbing. When the show starts there are the parental warnings of (L)anguage and (V)iolence but this past week we got the...the...uhhhhh...the (S)exual Situations. I'm sorry what?! And exactly what part does this play in removing the threat from the United States? Oh that's right, we are in DC this year.