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I do believe the producers at '24' must of had a little writers pow-wow. Last Monday's 2-hour special was probably the best of the past 8-10 weeks. What makes it the best? Well lets see...
1. I remember some of it.
2. Dana got busted.
3. The head of CTU has finally "stood up for himself."
4. Omar's pompadour got tussled.
But let's talk stupid for a few minutes.
10. CTU is back on line after an EMP, oh and a tap into the trunk line whatever that means.
9. If CTU is back up why aren't the radiation detectors?
8. And if these detectors are so good why didn't we detect the rods when the Russkies were showing them off?
7. Exactly how much do you have to handle the rods before you get sick?
6. NAS is arrogant yet they ain't tracking any of the phones they left for CTU.
5. Ethan has a major heart attack, lies in state for nearly an hour and BAM he's up and at 'em.
4. President Moronica: "Come in we can watch your husband's decap on the jumbo-tron."
3. "I'm sorry but we're in the middle of a crisis right now and I just got back from shooting two people and putting their bodies in the swamp and changing my clothes and covering my tracks and stuffing a body in the ventilation system so I don't have a lot of time to talk to you right now." AND EXACTLY HOW ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE EVEN GETTING IN THIS PLACE? I CAN'T LEAVE COSTCO WITH AN EXTRA ITEM AND WE GOT EVERYBODY AND THEIR BROTHER RUNNING AROUND CTU!
2. The President (yeah I know already on the list but she deserves two listings)
1. Don't forget Jack has been shot in the gut only hours ago. Although it seems like months at this point.
And I don't know about you but I am wound up with anticipation for tomorrow night's big kiss scene. The following sexual tension takes place between 8 AM and 9 AM. Wonderful...looks like I get a shot to the gut myself.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I'm Just Getting Started
First let me say that I am blogging from my iPhone so you may have to excuse some grammatical errors. Check that I am to anal to let that happen.
I do believe this may be the most gruesome season yet. If you doubt that then you missed the last scene of the second hour last night.
Here are the top 10 Best and Worst of Season 8 so far
The Worst (or as I like to say, Do whuu?)
10. At what point during the auditions did the producers say, "How do we make the director of CTU look more inept than last year?"
9. Who was the genius who said, "Lets find Jack's softer side and make him look like a lil wuss with his constant smile and the "I've got a plane to catch" attitude?
8. Let's draw in the Freddie Prince fans by giving him 9 lives so they keep coming back for more.
7. What is the hiring criteria at CTU?
a. Do you know Jack Bauer? No. Check.
b. Do you have an illicit past that may jeopardize the mission? Yes. Check.
c. Do you have any sense of reality? No. Check.
d. Do you think Janet Napolitano is hot? Yes. Check.
6. "I tried to call you a few times but..." Boo hoo cry me a river.
5. Speaking of Freddie Prince. He's attracted to Duck Girl?(thanks Kelly)
4. Chloe finds the guy in the taxi but who is it? Uhhh, you just found Hassan's girlfriend in a crowd of 300 people searching 40 cameras at the most inept organization in the world in under 20 seconds (10 If Chloe was more familiar wih the protocols). You can't run one guy through a database for crying-out-loud?
3. The ole Hollywood trick of having the informant choke on his own blood as he stutters his last words only to die as the solution to the entire puzzle gargles out in an unintelligible bubble. But as I've said before this is 24 not 9.
2. This president is an obamanation (yes you saw it right). She's giving the whole country away to a people group who by their very religion are sworn to lie under oath if it furthers their agenda.
1. Cue the white man shadow figure.
Honorable mention: What, Jack's not even puffy from his beatin'?
The Best
10. Ax to the chest. Gruesome but affective.
9. Head butt, chair bust, broken chair leg beat down. Go grampuh!
8. Hastings' using speaker phone in front of the detainee only to get shown up. Classic use of the speakerphone.
7. Hassan's pompador. Elvis can only dream.
6. Hassan's brother's hair. I can only dream.
5. I gotta give props to whomever is writing Jackie's lines this year. They sure ain't writing Dana's.
4. 24 is goin' newkler.
3. Old Russia being involved because old Russia is involved.
2. Chloe showing up Hasting's but we at the 24 Lifegroup saw that one coming didn't we gang. I mean we're trained fans that stuff doesn't get by us.
1. Jackie, "I'm just getting started Jack." Sweet!
And I am your dedicated host as I have typed and edited this from an iPhone. I believe my thumbs may be permanently locked in this bent position.
I do believe this may be the most gruesome season yet. If you doubt that then you missed the last scene of the second hour last night.
Here are the top 10 Best and Worst of Season 8 so far
The Worst (or as I like to say, Do whuu?)
10. At what point during the auditions did the producers say, "How do we make the director of CTU look more inept than last year?"
9. Who was the genius who said, "Lets find Jack's softer side and make him look like a lil wuss with his constant smile and the "I've got a plane to catch" attitude?
8. Let's draw in the Freddie Prince fans by giving him 9 lives so they keep coming back for more.
7. What is the hiring criteria at CTU?
a. Do you know Jack Bauer? No. Check.
b. Do you have an illicit past that may jeopardize the mission? Yes. Check.
c. Do you have any sense of reality? No. Check.
d. Do you think Janet Napolitano is hot? Yes. Check.
6. "I tried to call you a few times but..." Boo hoo cry me a river.
5. Speaking of Freddie Prince. He's attracted to Duck Girl?(thanks Kelly)
4. Chloe finds the guy in the taxi but who is it? Uhhh, you just found Hassan's girlfriend in a crowd of 300 people searching 40 cameras at the most inept organization in the world in under 20 seconds (10 If Chloe was more familiar wih the protocols). You can't run one guy through a database for crying-out-loud?
3. The ole Hollywood trick of having the informant choke on his own blood as he stutters his last words only to die as the solution to the entire puzzle gargles out in an unintelligible bubble. But as I've said before this is 24 not 9.
2. This president is an obamanation (yes you saw it right). She's giving the whole country away to a people group who by their very religion are sworn to lie under oath if it furthers their agenda.
1. Cue the white man shadow figure.
Honorable mention: What, Jack's not even puffy from his beatin'?
The Best
10. Ax to the chest. Gruesome but affective.
9. Head butt, chair bust, broken chair leg beat down. Go grampuh!
8. Hastings' using speaker phone in front of the detainee only to get shown up. Classic use of the speakerphone.
7. Hassan's pompador. Elvis can only dream.
6. Hassan's brother's hair. I can only dream.
5. I gotta give props to whomever is writing Jackie's lines this year. They sure ain't writing Dana's.
4. 24 is goin' newkler.
3. Old Russia being involved because old Russia is involved.
2. Chloe showing up Hasting's but we at the 24 Lifegroup saw that one coming didn't we gang. I mean we're trained fans that stuff doesn't get by us.
1. Jackie, "I'm just getting started Jack." Sweet!
And I am your dedicated host as I have typed and edited this from an iPhone. I believe my thumbs may be permanently locked in this bent position.
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