Stand by for encrypted message:
Operation: White Pajamas
Pass-phrase: Pin Cushion
Eight Inch Jack aka EIJ will be holed up at the White House between the hours of 0200 and 0300 Zulu. He will be transferred through VA via Paris with team Orville on point and Redenbaucher on flank. He will be transported in a non-descript "vehicle for the people." Foxy Face will be the decoy with Actual Size Cardboard Jack, aka ASCJ, riding shotgun. Farmer Brown and MEG (Middle Eastern Girl) will be providing 1000 cc of liquid nourishment to keep EIJ alert and at the ready.
Racer X, Home Pusher, Big Breeze, Craft Master and Puddin' Stirrer will be the "eyes and ears."
Madam President, with all due respect, we are out of time and need to move now if we are going to have any affect what-so-ever. Even if we are wrong. We realize that EIJ has re-occuring tremors, an on-again, off-again speech problem and is shooting up regularly as well as massive family problems and, as ASCJ, a two dimensional personality but if you look at our other options they are even bleaker.
End Transmission...
2 comments:
What is scary about the above posting is that I got most of it. And MEG will be at the ready!
I'm new to the 24 blog and that was very confusing.
I do have a side comment though. I have been disappointed with the political correctness this season, but I have renewed hope now that K.S. has been charged with head butting on the eve of shooting episodes for season 8. Perhaps he has channeled the Bauer we know and love and next season will get back to its roots..?
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